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francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes

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the-goddamazon:

people-should-all-be-onions:

dai-ruinas:

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whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

THE SAND DUNE ONE LMFAOOOOOOO

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Anonymous said: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.

http://misandry-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/100623699697/selfcareafterrape-general-reminder-that-if

selfcareafterrape:

General reminder that if you’re making fun of PTSD and triggers and then pull the ‘no no no I’m not making fun of people who REALLY have PTSD just the ones who fake it’ that you a. have no way of knowing who is faking b. are almost definitely accusing folks of faking who…

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

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bellicosebelle said: Ctrl+V! "So, the McDonald's by my house caught fire yesterday. I didn't know there was enough organic material still inside the ingredients to catch fire..."

alexissam:

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They took their revenge.

thoughtsofablackgirl:

Girls&WomenToKnow:  The 8 year old Chef Taylor Moxey

What began as a way for Taylor to make extra money for a toy has evolved into a successful company out of her parents’ Miami, Florida home kitchen that is earning her big-name clients and her very own billboard. It all started with a Sunday trip to Target when Taylor asked her parents for a toy   “I told her, ‘You know what? Find a way to get the money”  Vernon Moxey, Taylor’s dad, told TODAY.com. “She asked, ‘Can I sell cookies?’”   Moxey, who works as an etiquette consultant but says he was at one point homeless, decided to use this as a life lesson to teach Taylor about being self-sufficient. They wrote out a business agreement on a napkin and Moxey gave Taylor $40 as a loan. Taylor used that money to whip up cookies and brownies, which she then took to church that Sunday to sell after the service.

“Honestly, I didn’t think she would make $40 back,” Moxey said. Taylor ended up making more than enough to pay her dad back and cover the toy. She walked away with $175.  Soon after, people from the congregation began calling Taylor asking her to bring her cookies back again. She also entered the KISS Country Midtown Miami Cornbread Competition, where, after competing against adults, she won first place a $250 prize, a billboard and a reputation as one of the town’s top bakers.

“Everything went bonkers,” Moxey said, adding that his daughter’s clients include former Miami Heat player Joel Anthony and HGTV designer Bobby Berk. “Suddenly I’m taking orders for Taylor’s Cookies and Cupcakes.” For Taylor, it seems that the business is more fun than hard work. “I think baking is mostly my passion,” she said. “You get to take your recipe and different people’s recipes and add different things to them.” She’s hoping to host a party this summer serving cupcakes with palm trees on the frosting.  Taylor credits Martha Stewart among her inspirations. She not only makes the baked goods out of her parents’ kitchen, but she also creates a custom box for each customer, made with stickers, markers and other handmade decorations.

“It’s almost nostalgic,” Moxey said. “She takes time to color it, put stickers on it. People say they made them feel like a kid again.”  Taylor has made nearly $10,000 so far, she donates 30 percent of her proceeds to raise dyslexia awareness, a learning disorder that her own dad has. “If you have a platform and people can hear your voice, it’s important to use it for some good,” Moxey said.  Orders continue to pour in for Taylor’s confectioneries, her parents are making a strong effort to keep the business under control so Taylor can focus on being a kid. “I don’t want to take away her childhood,” Moxey said. “Every decision is cleared by us, but we allow her to make the decision.”

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qpadvice:

Hello! Recently, I was surprised by the amount of people who come into our askbox asking about how to start a QPP with someone. Usually, the answer is “I don’t know! It depends on the person.” But this might help those of you that are shy and are not sure where to start. It can also serve as an ice-breaker.
I tried to be as broad as possible on a tiny sheet on paper. Feel free to edit it, make changes, etc. :) I have a higher-res PNG version if you need it. Just contact me! (chekhovandowl)

qpadvice:

Hello! Recently, I was surprised by the amount of people who come into our askbox asking about how to start a QPP with someone. Usually, the answer is “I don’t know! It depends on the person.” But this might help those of you that are shy and are not sure where to start. It can also serve as an ice-breaker.

I tried to be as broad as possible on a tiny sheet on paper. Feel free to edit it, make changes, etc. :) I have a higher-res PNG version if you need it. Just contact me! (chekhovandowl)

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the-goddamazon:

randymaverick:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

shot down

Oop.

the-goddamazon:

randymaverick:

wilwheaton:

Joseph Fink, for. the. win.

shot down

Oop.

mutuals this is actually really fun go

jealousgf:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is: 
3. How old do you look: 
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad: 
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

(Source: jealousgf, via leucochrotic)

ladywoodinthehood:

justice4mikebrown:

Steve Harvey’s emotional chat with Michael Brown’s mom (Full Interview)

i urge, urge, urge, URGE you to spread this like a wildfire. We need to reveal the humanity of this situation because Michael was not a thug, his family is real, the suffering that the black community goes through is tragic.

Black people should not be taught to assume the position, black people should not fear walking at night to buy a candy bar or a simply SWISHER, black people should not be treated like second class citizens. 2014 especially.

Spread this to the racists! Spread this to Facebook! Spread this literally EVERYWHERE YOU CAN.

Let EVERYONE know that mike did not die in vain. Let everyone know that he is not another statistic. He is Mike Brown and we must be he voice as well as the voice of all that have been murdered due to racial injustice

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pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

(Source: chrlspratts, via whimsyville)

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slayboobunny:

one time I saw someone on okcupid named SexyChicken12 or something but their pic was of a crow and their entire profile was like “I eat dirt and im a bird” so naturally I messaged them telling them I thought they were sexy and we wound up having a very nice conversation about bird things and…

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

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